April 2010
txtsfrmlstnght:
(306): No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
“E o aterrorizante não era o fato de poderem matá-lo por pensar de outra maneira,...”
– George Orwell - 1984
“O terceiro olho. Você passa anos fazendo tudo para abri-lo e então a maldita...”
txtsfrmlstnght:
(515): I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(614): trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
